BOB: Folks-Bob and Ray are in trouble, and we're going to ask you to help us out.
RAY: Yes, folks-we're in trouble, and we're going to ask you to help us out.
BOB: We have in our Overstocked Warehouse, exactly two thousand four hundred and thirty-six sets of Forbush Dinnerware. Forbush Dinnerware-the plates a nation eats off. Of.
RAY: Our accountants tell us we're crazy. They say we are absolutely stark raving mad to have so many sets of Forbush Dinnerware in our warehouse.
BOB: They tell us we gotta unload them! We've gotta get them out of that warehouse in five days! So, do you know what we're going to do? We're going to unload these two thousand four hundred and thirty-six sets of Forbush Dinnerware at such a low, low price that you will say we're crazy, too!
RAY: But we're going to take that risk. Maybe we are crazy, but we're going to unload these sets of Forbush Dinnerware no matter how big a loss we take! Our accountants say they've gotta go-and they've gotta go!
BOB: You folks all know Forbush Dinnerware-the plates a nation eats off of. We have two thousand four hundred and thirty-six sets of them, and we're going to practically give them away at such a low, low price that you'll say "Bob and Ray are crazy!"
RAY: But-we're going to take that chance. Now listen to this terrific, crazy offer. Two thousand four hundred and thirty-six sets of Forbush Dinnerware for only one dollar and ninety-eight cents!!
BOB: Now you know we're crazy! Genuine Forbush Dinnerware! Of course, at this crazy price, every set is not identical. Some sets have forty-eight pieces-some sets forty-six pieces-some sets have forty-two and a half pieces. And, naturally, sets are not all of the same colour. Some have gold and pink plates with orange creamer, blue gravy boat, and iridescent yellow cups and saucers. But every colour is the true Forbush baked-on, guaranteed colour.
RAY: And, of course, at this low, low crazy price, every piece is not absolutely whole. Some pieces may have slight cracks imperceptible to the eye. Some may have a handle missing, or a small piece out of the bottom. But every break is a clean break and bears the Forbush seal of approval.
BOB: Be the first in your neighborhood to have a set of Forbush California Dinnerware. "California" means, of course, unmatched, a rage that is sweeping the country. Set your table with yellow, pink, magenta, and mottled green plates; red, white, and blue cups and saucers. Be gay! Be mad! Be modern!
RAY: Be the first in your neighborhood to have a set of Forbush Carefree Dinnerware. "Carefree" means, of course, slightly chipped, cracked, or broken. A gravy boat with no handle makes a real conversation piece. A soup tureen with a hole in its side sets a really gay, carefree mood for dinner.
BOB: So folks: We ask you to help out two crazy guys who have just one thought in mind: to bring happiness into your homes. Help us unload these two thousand four hundred and thirty-six sets of Forbush Dinnerware at a crazy price.
RAY: Just send us a dollar ninety-eight.
BOB: And if you do...you're crazy too.
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