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Descriptions on this page for Introduction, L-Y, Silent E, and all songs on the
album That Was the Year That Was, written by moi. All others taken from the album
covers of Songs by Tom Lehrer, and More Songs by Tom Lehrer.
Click here to return to the Tom Lehrer main page.A Short Guide to the Songs
Tom Lehrer Revisited
An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer
That Was the Year That Was
Introduction
Biographical data on Tom Lehrer, guaranteed to be at least as
accurate as a Miss Cleo psychic reading.
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
is a gay spring song, proselytizing for one of the author's
favorite avocations.
National Brotherhood Week
A celebration of a 60's holiday in which racial strife was
put on hold, giving the perpetrators time to rest, recuperate, and reload.
I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
Here we have a typical Dixie song, all about the many
delightful features of the South.
The generic college alma mater is epitomized in
Bright College Days.
Expounding on the whole peace-through-superior-firepower theme,
The MLF Lullaby
recognizes Germans-with-nukes as the ultimate peacekeeping weapon
in NATO's arsenal.
The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be
A 20th century cowboy song about the wonders of the present
day Wild West, as described in the few news stories that
penetrate to the East.
The spirit of 20th-Century American Christmas - that cherished
season during which we honor the nation's manufacturers - is
glorified in
A Christmas Carol.
The only Lehrer song even more out of date than
The Elements, this one describes the career of America's most
successful actor-turned-politician. We refer naturally, to
California's own former Senator
George Murphy
The Old Dope Peddler
Dedicated to that member of the community who goes modestly
and inconspicuously about his job of spreading happiness among
his fellow citizens, but who has never been properly
recognized in song or story.
The Elements
is simply a setting of the names of 102 chemical elements to
the tune of the Major-General's song from The Pirates of
Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan; the words of its last
line were true as of the date of the recording, but are so
no longer.
The Folk Song Army
A celebration of the militant folk song's power as a
self-help tool, outweighing even its
usefulness for bringing about social change.
Fight Fiercely, Harvard
Most football fight songs have a tendency to be somewhat uncouth
and violent. This one, however, written for the author's Alma
Mater, is rather dainty and thus fills a need which has long
been felt.
Oedipus Rex
is a suggested title song for a recent motion picture version
of the classic tragedy by Sophocles.
Smut
A constitutional defense of pornography; more candid in its
motivations than most similar efforts.
Lobachevsky
The composer happens to be a mathematician in real life, and
this is his description of one way to get ahead in that field (or,
for that matter, in any academic field). (Nicolai Ivanovich
Lobachevsky (1793-1856), incidentally, was a genuine
mathematician, whose best-known contributions were in the
field of geometry.)
In Old Mexico
is a paean to our good neighbor.
Send the Marines
explores further the concept of aggressive diplomacy, and the
customer service principle of knowing the buyer's needs before
he's even aware of them himself.
The Irish Ballad
The folk song has in recent years become the particular form of
idiocy of the intellectual fringe. Here, for these elite, is an
ancient Irish ballad; it is complete with modal tune, simple
story line, and inane refrain, but it differs from other ancient
ballads in that it was written in 1950.
What might have happened if professional song writers (in this
case Cole Porter, Mozart, any real cool cat, and Gilbert and
Sullivan) had written folk songs is illustrated in
Clementine.
A song about
Pollution
which seems to imply that the water pollution problem might be
solved by importing from Mexico. (Thank you, no.)
The Hunting Song
During the hunting season one finds countless items in the news
concerning individuals who have shot other individuals under the
impression that the latter were deer, rabbits, squirrels, or
other fauna. This song is written to herald this encouraging
new trend in a grand old sport.
It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
concerns the peacetime army, not as the author experienced it
himself, it must be confessed, but as he believes purchasers
of his records would like to think he experienced it.
Since all wars need songs, and since World War III may not last
long enough for any to be written,
So Long, Mom (I'm Off to Drop the Bomb)
presents one early. Just the thing for singing in the shelter
while you're waiting for the rats to take over the world.
My Home Town
One of those exercises in nostalgia in which the singer tells
you what a great place his home town is.
She's My Girl is another love song, this one
the male equivalent of the more usual variety involving a woman
married to a man with no redeeming qualities.
Whatever Became of Hubert?
A tribute to Hubert Humphrey, and the Great Sinkhole of American
Politics into which he tragically fell.
When You Are Old and Grey
The love song is of course by far the most popular species of
American song. Here are three important subspecies:
1) the no-matter-how-moldy-and-decrepit-you-get-I'll-always-
feel-the-same type.
Another love song, this one of the fiery, passionate variety is a
little number we like to call
The Masochism Tango.
New Math
provides a crash course in the subject for those parents whose
children may not be immediately available to explain it to them.
The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
2) The gay, lilting, Old-Vienna-ad-nauseum-gemütlichkeit waltz.
A reassuring look into the future, ending the record on an
inspirational note, is provided by the last song, a modern
revival hymn called
We Will All Go Together When We Go.
Alma
A ballad celebrating the life of one of the great women of the
early 20th century, whose life was dedicated to keeping
the top creative minds of Central Europe free from pent-up
tension.
I Hold Your Hand in Mine
3) The tender ballad.
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Who's Next?
No, not Bill Goldberg's theme song. This is a quick rundown
(current as of 1965) as to who had the bomb and who was close.
Useful for those taking bets on which direction destruction
would come from.
Be Prepared
This song, whose title is of course the motto of the Boy
Scouts of America, is a rousing anthem dedicated to that worthy
institution.
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Wernher von Braun
A stirring tribute to the life and accomplishments of one of our
most famous American rocket scientists.
L-Y
A song written for the children's show, Electric Company,
for the purpose of drilling into the kid's heads the fact that
some words end with the letters "ly". A lot more interesting
than it sounds, but then it would have to be.
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The Vatican Rag
Building on Vatican II's move towards mainstreaming and
vernacularizing the Catholic mass, this song takes the
process one step further by converting traditionally hoary
liturgical music into popular song form.
Silent E
Another Electric Company song, this one dedicated to illustrating
the nearly interesting fact that adding a silent E to the end of
a word may sometimes change it into another word.
Like rub/rube,
jap/jape, and crap/crape. (Not those specific words, this
is for kids remember, but like that.)
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