The space ship, U.S.S. Enterprise, traveling at a speed faster
than light, is commissioned to explore previously unknown worlds in
our galaxy. The Captain is James Kirk, and his first officer,
Mister Spock, from the Planet Vulcan, who has extraordinary
powers. The space surgeon is Dr. Leonard McCoy, who is researching
Homing in on a call from their sister ship, "Exeter," they find a
deserted ship and the crystallized remains of the crew.
Beaming down to the planet, Omega, they find the Exeter's Captain
in the midst of a war for survival, not against the warring Kohms
and Meraks, but against the unknown disease that makes them prisoners
of the planet.
Homing in on a call from their sister ship, "Exeter," they find a deserted ship and the crystallized remains of the crew.
Beaming down to the planet, Omega, they find the Exeter's Captain in the midst of a war for survival, not against the warring Kohms and Meraks, but against the unknown disease that makes them prisoners of the planet.
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When people wanted to hear their favourite songs in the days before CD's, they listened to records. When people wanted to see their favourite shows in the days before VCR, they went to Viewmaster.
Viewmaster had several negatives to it (pun intended). Only one episode of any particular show was ever released, and the "release" consisted of a mere 21 still shots (and an accompanying booklet of text) with no video. The good news is that the still shots were all in glorious 3-D (this being back at a time when 3-D was still cool). Yes, there was a little grumbling about how we could put a man on the moon, but didn't have a machine that would let us watch our favorite shows whenever we wanted except when the stupid timer didn't work, but for the most part we didn't know any better, it was all we had, and we liked it.
Due to the technology involved, actual stills from the show were not used, as there was no way to convert them to 3-D. Instead, a representative from Viewmaster had to actually attend the taping of a show with a special 3-D Camera, and take his own pictures during tapings, rehearsals, or whenever he could. Twenty-one 3-D stills were then made, and put onto three circular Viewmaster discs, which could be viewed on a Viewmaster viewer. Of course since the booklet was not on tape, you had to put the viewer down to read the text that went with each picture in order to follow the story... Okay, as I say, we didn't know any better. We thought it was pretty cool... and it was. Just not compared to a VCR.
During Star Trek's second season, Viewmaster became interested in
doing a Viewmaster version of Trek. The question was, which
episode taping should they be invited to? Do you know? Do you want
to have a guess?... (Scroll Down)
Yes, it was The Omega Glory. Not anybody's favorite episode. Or close to it. It was, however, an episode written by someone with a lot of voice in deciding what episode should be used. It's also an episode with a very odd history. It was originally one of the three episodes written as a possible choice for the show's second pilot (along with Mudd's Women, and Where No Man Has Gone Before, the one they actually used). It was rejected as the pilot episode, largely because, (according to Joel Engel, in "Gene Roddenberry, The Myth and the Man Behind Star Trek"):
Roddenberry's The Omega Glory was clumsy. It concluded, after an improbable cat-and-mouse chase, with Spock getting fried by a laser beam, which allowed the captain to dispatch the villainous turncoat. "The Captain hurries to Spock whom we find lying on his face, his body glowing strangely," it read. But Spock's not dead, because "his home planet is a place of volcanoes and fire... lovely, lovely heat which sustains and heals but never destroys those who are born there."
Uh.... yeah. Well, thank goodness they didn't film that version. But there must have been some other problems with it, because while the other rejected pilot script, Mudd's Women was filmed almost immediately after the show went into production, Omega Glory never got made until the end of the second year. Some hints about this can be found in a 1967 memo from NBC exec Stanley Robertson to Producer John Meredyth Lucas:
Unfortunately, neither the book nor the memo tells us what these problems were. Presumably nothing to do with low quality, since those problems weren't fixed in the final product. Desilu Executive Herb Solow and Producer Bob Justman say this about it in Inside Star Trek:
HERB: Gene Roddenberry's script, "The Omega Story," [the episode's original title] wasn't very good. It was unnecessary to point it out to him; he was the first to recognize the fact. It later became a less-than-mediocre series episode.
Okay, so what's the point here? The Omega Glory sucks. We all know that, right? Right. But the point is, that however bad the televised version is, the Viewmaster version is even worse! We're talking true omigoshgolli Kiddie Trek. Well, in that case, why not sweep the whole thing under the rug (or KEEP it swept under the rug), and forget the whole thing ever existed? Well, a couple of reasons.
First because I personally saw the Viewmaster version before I ever saw the televised episode. As a result, I've never disliked this episode quite as much as I should have, simply because it's so much better (by comparison) than my first exposure to it. Secondly, because shows like Mystery Science Theater 3000 have brought an appreciation of cheesy movies into the mainstream, and there are bits of cheesy goodness in this Viewmaster version that should not be allowed to fall into obscurity. If you like creeping acronymization (what can one say about a crew that watches the action on their M.V.S., or Main Viewing Screen?), bizarre jargon (the Enterprise being referred to as "The Big E", something it was never called in the show), extreme overuse of quotation marks, and intense melodrama (Kirk screaming "Not if it means murder!" when Tracy tries to recruit him), well, the Viewmaster version has all these things and more. Spock's famous "F.S.N.P." alone is worth the price of admission.
There was no way to convert the actual Viewmaster pictures into .jpg's. The next best solution was to make screengrabs from the actual episode, as a substitute (which is pretty convoluted when you think about it. We're using REAL pics from the episode to substitute for phony ones). Transcribing the Viewmaster Booklet was a fairly simple task, as was captioning each of the pictures with the booklet's descriptions. Voila! This gives us an online version of a Viewmaster. The strong of mind and pure of heart may click the link below to view it. But take a deep breath first and be sure you're ready for this. It's not pretty...
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